Ah Des, what a cheeky chappy he is – look at that cardigan. But how dare those errant price signs interfere with his rendition of a Christmas classic! It's not proper – it's like swearing at Des Lynam, Moira Stuart or Tom Jones. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Regrettably, we very much doubt that any cars are made by friendly collectives in magical villages deep in the woods. However, the starry-eyed wonder of Salem's 'It's Only You' can compensate for that disappointment; filling people as it does with enough warmth to induce mass hugging.

Most people enjoy coming together to socialise – whether it be a for chat, a drink or flailing around a dancefloor. These youngsters prefer to grab some colourful objects, crank up some Crystal Castles and then break the laws of space-time. Hooligans. Seriously though, thinking about the mechanics of this advert caused mass migraines in the office.

This bloke appears to have it pretty good anyway – there aren't many offices where you can walk round in your skimpies, save for a certain mansion in California. Let's face it though, even if you worked in an abattoir in a mortar range, if this was your trip home, you'd love your job.